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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoHow do you accidentally have sex?
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoMaybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoYou can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoIt’s like a cartoon of my life! … ok not really.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoYou’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoOnly ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.
How do you accidentally have sex?
Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
It’s like a cartoon of my life!
… ok not really.
You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.