Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.
careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot
How do you accidentally have sex?
Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
It’s like a cartoon of my life!
… ok not really.
You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.
Take it out/blow on it/put it back in
peNES
Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.
labels are for jars.
Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.
There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.