• TwoCubed@feddit.de
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      10 months ago

      Like when people start commenting on the near-east conflict. Hardly anyone knows what the fuck is going on there yet we find many experts on the topic in the comments.

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        10 months ago

        Self-propelled multipurpose couch “EXPERT”

        • Crew: 1-6 strategists

        (or 8 if not too fat)

        • TOP SECRET!

        Fuel tank

        24*0.5l, 2500 comments on full tank. Possible installation of additional tank.

        Air bag[safety pillow]

        Optical caterpillars

        Provide speed up to 100Mbps

        Teflon seat for couch driver

        Protects pillow from combusting

        Containers of dynamic protection against enemy cat

        Missle silo cover

        Three couch-internet missles

        Can hit/penetrate to the soul any opponent