• TwoCubed@feddit.de
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    10 months ago

    Like when people start commenting on the near-east conflict. Hardly anyone knows what the fuck is going on there yet we find many experts on the topic in the comments.

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      10 months ago

      Self-propelled multipurpose couch “EXPERT”

      • Crew: 1-6 strategists

      (or 8 if not too fat)

      • TOP SECRET!

      Fuel tank

      24*0.5l, 2500 comments on full tank. Possible installation of additional tank.

      Air bag[safety pillow]

      Optical caterpillars

      Provide speed up to 100Mbps

      Teflon seat for couch driver

      Protects pillow from combusting

      Containers of dynamic protection against enemy cat

      Missle silo cover

      Three couch-internet missles

      Can hit/penetrate to the soul any opponent