I literally cannot tell the difference.

Source: am manager, and sometimes my underlings don’t toil hard enough in the PowerPoint mines.

You should mercilessly berate them until morale improves, that’s MBA 101.

You’re gonna be back in the PowerPoint mines if you don’t fix your soft-hearted attitude.

really wish Linux would could up something similar.

I mean, it kinda already exists. Just run it in a Docker container and remap the users in the container to non-existent uids/gids on the host.