Remember Snapchat had the cool feature of showing you “today, X years ago”?
Why did they fuck that up and you get random collages now. It was such a great feature that they have now ruined

I’d prefer not to specify where exactly I live but you’re close

It would take me 3 hours to get to work on a bike, and 3 hours home. I’d love to be able to do it, but Vancouver is expensive and I don’t want to waste my free time biking in 30° weather

I read the title as Master Chief at first and thought this was some elaborate joke. Now I know I’m just dumb