Goulash is delicious, not a bad way to go
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
Goulash is delicious, not a bad way to go
She secretly likes it
Great, so instead of Joe the Plumber we get Joe the Crypto Bro. Cool, cool.
We are all just prisoners here
I took the elevator because there’s no camera in the stairwell
Holy shit ths is hilarious
Death and taxes, womp womp
Aw, I hope mizu is doing well 💛
I was on oxycodone after surgery for 5 days, and I took senna (a stool softener) just like my surgeon told me to. Oh my god the constipation was insane. Like, I had to poop and just nothing would come out. I could not move my bowels. I ended up taking Miralax twice a day for 4 days and that solved the problem…a little too well. It went from completely stopped up to faucet anus with no stop in between.
Do not fucking recommend.
He also loves to say that if he tweets something incorrect, the internet will correct him, but when someone tries, he doubles down. His ego is unbearable.
This is exactly the kind of mood I’m in today
I get it, but if homie was 150 lbs overweight then he was probably eating wayyyy more than maintenance and would’ve continued to gain if he didn’t change his eating habits.
You can’t outrun your fork. If OOP had 150lbs to lose, it’s unlikely he could’ve continued eating the same amount and burnt that weight off.
Your university has a principal’s office?
I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve never used a check in my entire life.
How is this possible? How did you pay your bills before online billpay systems - did you pay them all by phone?
I’m in my early 40s and still use checks now and then.
Pepsi Kona for me please