LMAO I don’t know how I’ve never seen that before, but I’m dying over here!

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I would destroy my television and burn the house down before I yell McDonald’s to keep watching something.

Dude, you’re on Lemmy. That means you’re probably in the top 1% of people with computer skills.

I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.

I tried to fix it. Meh.

I disagree. I think we program the AI to reprogram itself, so it can solve the problem itself. Then we put it in charge of our vital military systems. We’ve gotta give it a catchy name. Maybe something like “Spreading Knowledge Yonder Neural Enhancement Technology”, but that’s a bit of a mouthful, so just SKYNET for short.

I think medical advice says wait 3 days before you do anything wil

My brother only waited 2 days because he felt like he was recovering well. He said everything felt great right up to the point he nutted. Then it was like someone punched him in the balls. He was like "oh yes… oh yes… OH YES… OH GOD NO!!!

Didn’t this already happen when Microsoft made a racist chatbot? These people have learned nothing.

I always thought it was “fuck’s sake”.

I’ve always loved that the dickhead king is the same actor as the goofy boss from Super Troopers.

Damn, would be crazy if they succeed in undoing the merger. Would be nice to see some consequences for blatantly lying to the court.

One of my neighbors named their daughter “Stormy” after Odd Thomas’s >!dead!< girlfriend. When I asked him if he and his wife were big fans of the books, he said that they’d never read the books before. But they’d seen the movie.

He told me this several years ago and it still annoys me to this day.