Hmm goulash mentioned hmm goulash

Lives on the Arabian peninsula apperently

Yeah, every store has those here. Also Aldi is nationwide.

Don’t know about you people, but here in Hungary (Eastern-Europe) I haven’t ever seen a cart not returned at least as far as I remember.

I really thought there will be a plotwist at the end that somehow this is all about grilling.

I once run out of toilet paper and the store didn’t have any, but in the parking lot I bumped into John Goodman and without a word spoken he handed me over a package of toilet paper. Really nice guy.

Turns out this is the only post on 4chan neither fake or gay.

Well landing on a trampoline versus landing on basically anything else is a big difference. If I haven’t landed on my head half a dozen times while in the trampoline, then I haven’t landed on my head at all.

Why is it always the shitting anonself greentexts that get me?

Never was

Sure and then Santa gave everyone free librebooted thinkpads.

Reposting in a such a short time is actually a sin and it was traditionally the inquisitiors’ job to hunt down anyone who commits such an atrocity.

No they weren’t since all greentexts are fake and also gay.

That would probably also solve overconsumption, since you could only buy so much of anything before literally running out of dollars to deposit.

Now tell me… Is the story fake, because it’s gay, or is it gay… Because it’s fake?

Karma’s a bitch

It took a lot of scrolling, but I seem to have found the funny.

Sorry anon, can’t relate.

I’ve been scrolling through this c/ and I’ve gotten this far down, I’m basically doing the same. I think I’ll stop now.

Lawful Evil