He’s using the ancient rhetorical device of “I know you are, but what am I?”.

Programming is mostly research. Researching curses to cast on the guy who wrote the Incomprehensible mess you’re currently debugging.

I’ve used various Linux distress on a half dozen laptops over rhe last 10 years and I’ve never had Wi-Fi driver issues

async/await was introduced in version 4.5, released 2012. More than a few releases at this point!