But hey, at least we got to sell more ad space by printing another article about it…

Here’s a more in-depth article, with pictures.

9 inches.

I mainly did it for the free college (which I later dropped out of).

In Iraq. On guard duty. Go to the med station when I get off. Extracts two teeth, here’s an aspirin, 24 hours bed rest. Back on guard duty.

I was going to counter with, “what about Real Time w/ Bill Maher,” but I’ve never actually seen that show so you’re still correct.