A scant couple hundred thousand more brain cells and we’ll be there.

Cheap shot, I’ve never dared a soap opera myself.

Murderbot.

Murrrderbooooot.

800,000 brain cells played pong.

Creepy.

That’s murderbot’s ancestor.

Agreee

Is this one worth reading?

50% of the world’s population “becomes the new 1%”.

Nooope.

Probably a cooler picture than Stanhope appreciates, but:

I can agree that there’s been an extremely minuscule amount of justifiable war in an endless number of wars.

This is based as far as I can tell.

It’s a bummer how killing strangers for your government is glorified.

Digital IDs that Protect Privacy.

Protection From Digital ID Corruption.

Anything concise that conveys a couple core points

A great point in dire need of a better title.

You’ve been projecting so much, It’s not surprising you find yourself mired in it.

Pretty symptomatic of your myopia that you think I should help you. I punished you for being insulting, vain and aggressively ignorant.

Enjoy your shame.

Good meme, though.

This is going to shock you, but you are crying into a mirror.

You’re proud of your ignorance.

I educated you.

You threw a tantrum.

Learning new things clearly makes you scared, ashamed and aggressive, but those aren’t the positive traits you apparently think they are.

Given you can’t identify an assumption, or even a mirror, it’s not surprising you find education “wild”.

No sale.

I’ve cared about helping people as long as I can remember and conversely disliked prideful ignorance, bullying and cynicism.

You’re crying into a mirror.

Great point, it definitely seems like your vacuous assumptions are the problems here.

Okay, first day:

You being a joke isn’t the same as you telling a joke.

Mine was pretty good just now.

I’m great at identifying jokes.

I’ll let you know when you come up with one.

Nope, you’re confused(hopefully).

Defecating in a private toilet is, for most people, an entirely different situation than dining in public.

You’re mixing up defecating with eating your meal, okay, maybe that’s how you roll, but spare us the details.

Exactly , exactly.

If you have a stomach bug, you can either rip away your tender lower lining with each successive dry fibrous bloodied wipe, or gently wash away the mess as many times as it takes for your stomach to settle.

Also, you’ll never have to scratch an itch down there again.

Use a bidet, and you realize that you only get itchy down there because it isn’t clean.

Definitely the bidet. Start from the ground up and all that