Gonna make a novelty insta devoted to hairy male nipples

Bet it can beat Tik Tok to a congressional ban

Feel like your chances of seeing one of the dozens of people who hold like half the wealth in the world is pretty slim on the street.

Maybe? Depends on how it’s used and if it looks good. Maybe they chose it because it looks a bit shit.

The Creator garnered some attention because it looked great while being shot on a relatively inexpensive camera. I do think people would be really surprised at what you’d get with a gimbal mounted cellphone with a 360° camera in terms of special effects integration, but this might not be their route.

If they’re like their cousins you don’t want a pet that smart. Especially with a trunk. Good luck mammoth proofing your house.

Do you like it? It’s very flattering.

The matrix?

Took the invention of the repeating rifle to win the west.

Better hope nothing pollinated you, your urethra isn’t a one way road if something is looking for a host.

You’re an up an coming music artist with a song starting to gain some traction.

Super famous singer “offers” to be featured on your track

Super famous singer then hits you with a bill for that feature you obviously can’t pay

You can either take down your trending song, or sign a developmental deal with the label, where they basically own your past and future work.