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Cake day: June 30th, 2024

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  • SirDerpy@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlDiscogs users be like
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    1 month ago

    Why is the “high end” brand Sony?

    About 1998: I tried to ask a Sony receiver to deliver about 80% published RMS. After about two minutes it went into a protection mode, never to recover, bricked.

    About 2005: A used Sony 5.1 HT setup’s receiver failed. The speakers said 4 Ohm on them. An HK 4 ohm stable receiver begs to differ. Speakers went to Craigslist.

    I’ve been avoiding Sony for nearly 20 years. Are they doing something right for playback devices such as a CD player?



  • Animals I’ve seen on my property: law enforcement, moose, elk, bison, cow, brown bear, black bear, wolf, wild dog

    Number of times law enforcement has engaged me for existing while brown since I began to open carry: 0

    Bonus: boomers, MAGA, and neolibs are all afraid to engage.

    They’ll take my rifle and pistol when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.


  • SirDerpy@lemmy.worldtoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon finds a flashdrive
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    2 months ago

    It’s an ancient meme rooted in green text brevity, intentionally misused to form another ancient meme, leading through yet another to a fourth.

    Appending .exe to whatever states that the contextually implied action was performed. For example:

    payday

    groceries.exe

    steak on sale

    dinner.exe

    It’s being used here to obfuscate a folder, as file format was used to obfuscate distribution of the LOIC in the picture of the “It’s dangerous to go alone…” meme.

    But, the cake is a lie. It was Morgan Freeman, all along.

    I’d like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can’t be expressed in words, and it makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a grey place dares to dream. It was as if some beautiful bird had flapped into our drab little cage and made these walls dissolve away.



  • I’d never worked out in my life. So, I visited many gyms, found a mom & pop, and hired the trainer free from corporate constraints.

    My second session he said, “You might be better off doing bodyweight exercises at home for a few weeks.”

    I told him that there was absolutely no way I’d form this habit by myself. I needed him to hold me accountable. I needed a routine.

    We did bodyweight exercises at the gym for a few weeks. We set goals of a certain number of push ups, (band assisted) pull ups, sit ups, and (I forgot the name of the hamstring exercise) to “earn” my way back to the machines and free weights.

    I can definitely understand how a trainer could get frustrated with an individual. But, a trainer that sends a noob home simply sucks. They should at least provide a referral to another trainer.







  • universally publicly-funded endeavor

    History has always been in the hands of the victors. We’ve finally created a significant exception. But, status quo society doesn’t want the responsibility of reasoning out their own decisions or understanding those of others. They’ll believe it best to hand their power back to their oppressors. Even if they believe their oppressors “good”, they’re choosing to enslave greatness to democratic mediocrity. Anything but personal sacrifice.




  • SirDerpy@lemmy.worldtoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon has a weird dream
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    2 months ago

    All those people moving around for work and errands not making choices. They’re in their routine of doing what they’re supposed to do else some event may disturb their “comfort”. It’s scripted by the capitalists. Or, perhaps they’ve been replaced by a computer.

    The wise old woman turned off the dream. No matrix for you. No choice as in the movies.



  • SirDerpy@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlCommon ground
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    3 months ago

    Star Wars. They were part of the rebel alliance and traitors to the empire. But, the cops couldn’t hit anything until one of them broke out a shotgun loaded with heat-seeking shot and fired it point blank. Don’t judge too harshly. They can’t see a thing in those helmets.