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I could never hope to produce such great works.

Nah, he’s real and he frikkin’ rocks!

Turns out my kid loves telling stories and fantastical fun adventures! He now loves drawing comics and playing DnD. We do both together!

I love my kid. He’s so awesome and kind and creative and smart. 💕

It’s funny in the sense of “are you reading what this moron wrote? They actually think this? Pathetic.”

The whole thing is so fucking ridiculous that anyone who truly thinks this way should be mocked.

Most of the comments here are pointing out how stupid it is and talking about personal accountability and the actual reality of relationships.

It’s not an endorsement — it’s a window into the clown show.

You absolutely don’t have to! Parenthood is not always an instant connection. I loved my child, sure, but they were more like a needy roommate to start off. I developed the bond as we went. It eventually clicked after some months.

And remember: you always love your child– but it’s okay to have times where you just sometimes don’t like them. Especially good to remember during the toddler stage!

Yeah, babies are ugly. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a baby I would consider “cute”. Grody little misshapen potato humans.

Yeah, it’s true.

Honestly, I didn’t even like mine, to begin with. But they grew on me. The hormones had me tolerating all the craziness that small creature put me through.

Love 'em to bits now that they’ve grown past that stage!

As someone who has a child and is also a survivor of abuse: it’s in very poor taste to compare babies to abusers.

anon doesn’t realize that they actually are autistic

Didn’t they take away crowd-sourced subtitles before?

woman dodges a bullet thanks to anon being clueless

Excellent.

Thank you!

Context: Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man

Some woman

Not “some woman” — quite a few women. Lots of women.

7/10

never had a gf before

Shocking to no one.