What a waste of sperm.

Just drink until your liver feels better.

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And love.

Like that movie where Joaquin Phoenix gives Scarlett Johansson a STI.

I’d welcome it.

I could probably teach it a thing or two.

I’m deeply offended.

SkyNet.

It’s neither good or bad.

Religion is bad in general and Christianity is an example of why it is.

Maybe get rid of any walkie-talkies or pagers you might have.

The Marxist-Lennonists are always sabotaging the attempts at pure capitalism so this meme is kind of hypocritical.

Two tips, one meme.

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.

So biking is just falling with style?

Do you know what the difference is between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

We all love Anon’s mom, that dirty cum dumpster.

Everybody knows what a glockenspiel is.

I need to work on my education.

I know what drums are and I think the xylophone is a wooden glockenspiel.

Sick graphics bro.

Can I get the number for your guy?

Sick graphics bro.

Can I get the number for your guy?