Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

It can sense when something’s blocking it from closing all the way. It was just foolishly programmed to only pop back open a few times. Think it was the third or fourth was where it went into guillotine mode.

Windows XP deciding not to boot one day and not being able to find the OEM recovery disk

It’s like the terminally online equate their filling out a meme template to sculpting a Michaelangelo.

Xbox controller is also fine, as long as you intend on ordering a new one only to get a bong in the mail

Crowd II: The Struckening

I think i got the black lung pop

Don’t think you are, know you are, you piece of shit.

Believe it or not, you piece of shit, you’re still gonna burn! … You piece of shit.