Something run by Facebook is having issues? What a surprise…

I’m still amazed some people want Threads to show up in the Fediverse 🤢

If you remove the 4th panel then this accurately describes call center customer service

Literally no one has ever tried to dispute that Elon Musk is not from South Africa lol I think this debate only exists in your head dude

The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food

“up to 100% effective” just means it’s almost guaranteed not to be 100% effective except by accident in very rare cases lol

I always thought he more closely resembled and overcooked hotdog

Wait, you mean he wasn’t going to be the original bass player for Metallica??? Lol

This is a factually accurate meme lol! He ratted out Jesse “The Body” Ventura for trying to start a wrestlers union way back in 1986!

You can’t. As more generations are born into a world where 24 hour a day surveillance, constant data tracking, and a monthly subscription for literally everything are the norms the expectation of any kind of privacy will sound like something from a history book.

Soon it will seem odd to people that anyone wouldn’t want every thought and action to be tracked and recorded by our corporate overlords. People who try to maintain any type of real privacy will be seen as misanthropic at best or highly suspicious at worst.

Do you mean are they going to drop the second most profitable OS in the entire world to focus on making apps for their main competitor? No, probably not.

A quick cursory search shows that Google makes billions of dollars annually off of Android software. Just because they’re in the number two spot doesn’t mean they’re not making an obscene amount of money

I haven’t had a Facebook since like 2017. The only thing from Meta I use is an anonymous Instagram page I use to follow a few different famous people/bands, but I never post anything there. It keeps trying to get me join Threads lol

You should check out the show before this one Dr Katz, Professional Therapist! It’s made by a lot of the same people and has H Jon Benjamin in as far as I know his first voice over role!

Home Movies was such a great show!

I never have understood why people obcess over Oasis so much. They’re a good band and all, but some people act like they invented music lol

UPDATE: So, against my better judgment I went back into the thread to see if he ever specified what the actual fetish is. I’m still not entirely clear what the entire process is but apparently it involves “pet play” “breeding” and apparently Anon actually getting castrated for real at the end 😰

I’m hoping this is just a very elaborate troll… 🍆✂️🚫

I’d like to know but I’m also terrified to find out…

Later in the thread he claims that to perform this “fetish” correctly they would technically need at least two more willing participants involved lol

It sounds like her boyfriend is Ignatius J. Reilly lol

All that carbonation will eventually erode your esophagus

You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…

Just in the hot tub that one time. That was a fun night for all…