In idiom meta for this scenario, most Lemmy users are what would be considered ‘the choir’

JavaScript developers hate this one weird trick!

puts on fake moustache “Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please.”

They love the increased sales

I actually enjoyed the meme but I think because of the analogy’s incongruity it would be better received as a shitpost

“I’m suing you!”

“What for?”

“It’s a surprise 🎉🥳🎊”

During the 2008 Consumer Electronics Show, an individual associated with Gizmodo brought a TV-B-Gone remote control and shut off many display monitors at booths and during demos affecting several companies. These actions caused the individual to be banned for life from future CES events.

Legendary

I knew I wasn’t the only one saying “PUSH IT REAL GOOD” every time I apply to master

Latter article is mostly AI generated images

🔮

That gives me an idea - managers can ask staff to learn the CLI and give them gift cards for what it would have cost to license the Docker Desktop client 🧠

Meta don’t scrape user data…they already have it stored neatly in databases with supporting APIs

Wait…y’all were paying for Docker?

Corporate landlords who pick up the property at collapsed values and maximize rent to suppress the ability for these folks to buy property again?

Firefox working fine for me

Guinness Book of World Records would like to know your location

When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.

It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.

Yeah in reality it’s even the fourth or fifth copy-paste that actually warrants generalizing, inevitably I find some tweak I need to make to two of the places to render the original generalization a waste of time

But if you are going to copy and paste make sure you keep it as similar as possible to the other instances to make it easy to refactor if you revisit in future

A true 4channer compliment would have also included her race