I am sure it is just as safe as it sounds lol

Forget all the password managers, just make all your passwords the same thing. You can use your middle name and your phone number, maybe throw a # in there to make it super secure.

Let’s unshackle him from his wealth and use that to help meet climate goals.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit homie, I would just buy 335952 acres of west Texas desert for a cool $243 million. Done where’s my money?

Yarr!

If those dirty fucking workers had just worked harder they could have a Foo Fighters concert too.