Couldn’t we send out two devices in different directions, wait a decade, have them shine light at eachother simultaneously, record when they receive the light, then send the times back to earth?

General Ludd had some good points tho…

This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I’m under the illusion that they’re being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would’ve definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.

what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this

For context, we’re playing an elder scrolls RPG in my tabletop group. We’ve been meeting the various leaders of cyrodiil. They were handing out cute quests like “hey, can you grab some authentic akaviri swords folded over a million times then dropped in a hole in the ground for me?” and “pls help, I think my goober son is getting into a mischief.”

The count of skingrad just straight up officially sanctioned a murder in the streets of a vigilant of stendarr.

The problem with condoms though is that they suck. Like, ugh, I’ll put on the toque of shame but stopping a frisky moment to apply birth control is just plain annoying.

Give me the swim team hiatus pill I can take before getting the penis brain, please and thanks.