Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
Aha. Found it. This is amazing. You fucking animal. https://lemmy.world/comment/10848070
Well that also would be appropriate.
That might be the most appropriate username possible for this rant.
What about Kevin Spacey in a robot on the moon?
Touch grass.
True true true true, true true.
I counter with Buffalo buffalo buffalo ruffalo buffalo as being a valid sentence.
That explains my turbulent pubescence.
That’s an interesting solution. What, may I ask, are you using on the enter key?
More than your ex wife wants to tell you about.
That is a good suggestion. Interesting. I’ll have to try it. Although if you’re in a meeting doesn’t that mark you as busy?
I just put a big bet shorting Tesla.
I use a mouse jiggler while I’m working because I often spend quite a bit of time just thinking through data structures and code composition and Teams is absolutely sure that I’m away from my desk if it’s more than 5 minutes.
This is simultaneously dark and hilarious. Kudos.
I appreciate this retread of previously covered content. And holy shit he lost a ton of weight.
Pass, it’s not open source.
Hehe “sharing the load”
Meanwhile IRC and Usenet are still doing fine.
This is such a niche joke, and I am here for it. I once had a landsknecht reenactors guild.