A friend of mine has a dog named Princess. Princess happens to be a 60-pound male pitbull.
Alternative names: Tiny, Snoop, Diesel, Thor, Tank, Smalls.
Princess is totally going to maul someone someday.
Princess only mauls ironically.
And why do you think that?
She’s definitely going to harvest his organs
No, just harvest his green card.
Ah, probably wasn’t using most of them anyways.
They probably aren’t worth much to much cholesterol
about to correct her as she’s giggling
Anon saved from himself by being so slow
Just make sure you don’t fall asleep at her place!
(or you might wake up with a headache in the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform)
the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform
Wow, the supply situation for Russia has really improved then
Stalingrad, 1942: one out of two gets a rifle
Bahmut, 2022: one out of two gets a stick
