Ah yes, the love of anon’s life - the chick that fucks random dudes in a frat house toilet, and they say romance isn’t real 😍
Anon plays one game on his PC for years and years and blames his mom for it lmao
This guy thinking that girl would have fucked him if only he kept playing FIFA is like the RIAA decades ago thinking I would have bought the CD for an mp3 I downloaded if only there wasn’t Napster.
Napster? Here, take my seat, I can stand.
Thank you, sonny. Here, have a nickel and go get yourself something nice from the candy store.
Is there a prerequsite for greentext to be completely made up?
Yes, have you ever seen a single one that seemed true?
I’ve only joined this sub a few days ago, so, I guess, no :(
Just enjoy the silly stories, they’re all made up (just like every post on the internet)
