• This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    You swipe right on pretty girls? I swipe left because I already know I’m not going to match.

    I’m kidding.

    I deleted Tinder after using it for month and getting zero matches.

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      8 months ago

      I know grindr is mainly for gay men, so i’d wager those other 2 are also for them, so not decent alternatives for hetero people

      • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        While true, if you’re down bad and have decent personal hygiene, a straight man can be well appreciated. If you can’t win, play a different game.

            • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              8 months ago

              Ah the old “how would you know unless you try” trick eh? I’ve been sexually harassed before, you can’t fool me, I know the answer is “I also haven’t tried chopping off my arm, should I try that too just to be sure?”

              Hey gold star lesbians, you heard the man, you can’t know you hate dick until you try! My number is 555-555-5555, prove your lesbianism with DICK!