🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoAnon learns that his grandfather dodged being draftedsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1455arrow-down112
arrow-up1443arrow-down1imageAnon learns that his grandfather dodged being draftedsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square89fedilink
minus-squareelvith@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·4 days ago It’s a bummer how killing strangers for your government is glorified. Killing for yourself: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison and maybe send you into the death row. Killing for your government: Government will provide training, shelter, equipment, pay you and award you medals.
minus-squarekhaleer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoDo not forget about right to rape and steal dishwashers on your government enemy territory!
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·4 days agoKilling for your government: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison for refusing to. Fixed thar for you :P
Killing for yourself: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison and maybe send you into the death row.
Killing for your government: Government will provide training, shelter, equipment, pay you and award you medals.
Do not forget about right to rape and steal dishwashers on your government enemy territory!
Killing for your government: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison for refusing to.
Fixed thar for you :P