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This would be way funnier if the age was revealed at the end.
be me
balls deep in milf
guy catches me
drags me out of bed by my foot
cuts my dick with a knife
couldn’t walk for 2 years
0 yoMy eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll
Couldn’t walk for 2 years is a good enough hint that it’s a newborn.
cuts my dick with a knife
…what?
In America and other Muslim countries, they mutilate the genitals of baby boys upon being born
You just call your own mom a milf…?
Just for good meassure I’ve searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it’s an acronym. Most definitions just say ‘attractive older woman’.