• DempstersBox@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Man, fuck all the heroes in this thread.

    I’d 100% fuck with some neighbor asshole who resuscitated me into a life with a whole rack of broken ribs on top of all the other problems

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      2 months ago

      Then get a fucking tattoo on your forehead saying Do Not Resuscitate.

      Otherwise I’m going to assume you want to live, like 99.9% of humanity when they need CPR.

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        2 months ago

        Where’s your tattoo that says you’re an ignorant cunt?

        EMTs and paramedics aren’t allowed to acknowledge DNR tattoos, you literally have to file paperwork in your fucking county to have a signed, notarized DNR mean anything.

        And they’re still going to break every goddamn rib in your chest before they look up the paperwork

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        2 months ago

        An honest, actual recovery with CPR is less than half of that 3% ‘success’ rate that gets bandied about. A true, ‘this person actually healed up and had a life afterwards’ recovery is less than half a percent.

        It’s freak accidents that happen to young people. Like 45 or younger.

        Most people getting CPR are medically fragile already-hence the fucking heart stoppage-and foisting a chestful of broken ribs on top of whatever chronic ailments they already have does nothing but extend their suffering.

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          2 months ago

          The suicide rate is 14 per 100k.

          Being suicidal isn’t the issue here; it’s a question of actually dieing. Suicide rate, not “how many people have thought about dieing”

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      2 months ago

      Can you post a picture of yourself here so we all know to just leave you to die, if we ever see you in medical distress.

      TIA.

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      2 months ago

      It’s on you for not telling anyone your intentions. Your decision. Your responsibility to make sure it’s adhered to. So start with informing people. Don’t get shocked that no one understands what you want without you telling them first. Own yourself.